Il Finocchio Parla

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    So, I was just ironing a new, very inexpensive shirt I bought recently for work to stay cool in the sweltering heat and I just noticed this. This is like a sewing hole in one. To whomever you are, little sewing miracle worker in Indonesia, my hat’s off to you.

    yeahiwasintheshit:

    styro:

    liartownusa:

    Oh Christ, It’s This Asshole Again

    Autobiography

    oh! so people are just recommending this book to me… i see now

    ataracticremedy:

    unshaped:

    thank you fire distinguisher

    i cant stop laughing

    (via mtthwlttl)

    (via mtthwlttl)

    jinglebatch:

    fangirlyandsingy:

    BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONE
    WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

    your’re

    Go Minnesota State! Your’re tried.

    (via go-shut-the-fuck-up)

    I hate it when Vevo shows a listing for the official video and then you can’t play it because “We don’t have permission to stream this video in your location.”

    lggyzalea:

    when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by 

    image

    (via mtthwlttl)

    containercontainers:

    sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

    smatter:

    bey0nd-my-thoughts:

    paradiseprogram:

    bye mom

    This needs to be in the post with all the gateways to hell.

    um what

    you must be new here

    soMEONE ADD THIS TO THE GATEWAY TO HELL

    (via greviousmentalharm)

    And I get this guy.

    OH SURE, y’all get this hot motherfucker swingin his monkey ass across the glass and down your building!

    partifoul:

    birchsoda:

    nazmat:

    hotanimebabe:

    straight dudes 100 percent of their lives

    I didn’t think people like this actually existed

    Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright colors are a warning to stay away.

    the no homo sapiens

    Looks more like a costume party for the high gay holy days of Halloween. Too much matchy-matchy day-glo for actual douchetards. And sissy rage qween on the end looks like she wants some weird all over party slut’s churro.

    (via greviousmentalharm)

    forties-queen:

    Jo Stafford.

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